Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Suppandi - comic character in Tinkle Digest and his jokes




Suppandi , the comic charcter made his debut in Tinkle No.27 in Jan ’83.  The best...creation from anant pai's house...  suppandi jokes r evergreen....they r great when u r feelin low..  Suppandi my all time favourite,he is stupid but cute.I just go on and on laughing !Here r some of his .......

 


1

Suppandi Master: Suppandi, go and stop a taxi, I have to go to Chennai right away. 
Suppandi: Yes master. 

After a while-
Suppandi: Master I could not find a single empty taxi, all of them had atleast one man sitting in them.



2   

Suppandi Suppandi's new master was the owner of a departmental store.

Master: Suppandi, before giving the clothes to the customers always open
it and check it for defects.

That evening-

Customer:
One film roll please.

Master:
Suppandi, what do you think you are doing? Why have you opened 
the film roll?

Suppandi:
I was checking it for defects, master.


Suppandi One day Suppandi was shouting at a couple of children telling them not to make a noise. His master told him that shouting was a bad habit and one should not shout. Then one morning-


 Master: We have been robbed of everything Suppandi!


 Suppandi: I know, I saw the thief last night.


 Master: But then why didn't you shout for help? 


Suppandi: You only told me that shouting was a bad habit.


4

Suppandi : What are you doing master?


 Master: I am writing a novel.


 Suppandi: Why are you doing that when you can simply buy it from the market?


5

Suppandi Master: Go to the market and get a mirror so that i can see my face and shave!!


Suppandi: Yes master!!Goes to the market and returns home without a mirror.


 Master: Why didn't you get a mirror?


 Suppandi: Because in all the mirrors i could see only my face.


6

Suppandi Mistress: Suppandi, go and hang these clothes outside to dry.


 Suppandi: Why? 


Mistress: Because the heat of the sun will dry the clothes. A little later-


 Mistress: Suppandi, why are you standing in the hot sun?


 Suppandi: I was trying to dry my sweat.


7

Suppandi Suppandi was dialing the phone to his friend.


 Master: Suppandi don't talk on the phone for more than 3 minutes. After about ten minutes.


 Master: Suppandi, I told you not to talk on the phone for so long.


 Suppandi: I didn't master. I talked only for three minutes, the rest of the time I have been listening.


8

Suppandi : Master did u see the news? Its raining in Mumbai!


 Master: So?


 Suppandi: Our TV will get wet so i covered it with raincoat!


9

 One day at lunch- 


Master: Suppandi, why have you cooked only one dish, you must always do a little extra than what I tell you to do, more never hurts. That evening-


 Master: Suppandi, get me a cup of tea. A little later-


 Master: What is this? Why have you got me 4 cups of tea?


 Suppandi: You only said, a little extra never hurts.


10

Suppandi Master: Suppandi go and get one tomato. Remember to get it from the place you get it the cheapest. That night-


 Master: Suppandi I had only told you get one tomato, what took you so long?


 Suppandi: I had caught a train and had gone to a village 100 miles from here which grows tomatoes. There they were the cheapest.


11

Suppandi in IT field:


Master- My wife wants to remove wrinkles, pimples, facemarks and the signs ok skin aging.What should she do?

Suppandi- Simple...Try Adobe Photoshop...It really works!

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