Suppandi , the comic charcter made his debut in Tinkle No.27 in Jan ’83. Suppandi my all time favourite,he is stupid but cute.I just go on and on laughing !Here r some of his .......
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Suppandi Master: Suppandi, go and stop a taxi, I have to go to Chennai right away.
Suppandi: Yes master.
After a while-
Suppandi: Master I could not find a single empty taxi, all of them had atleast one man sitting in them.
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Suppandi Suppandi's new master was the owner of a departmental store.
Master: Suppandi, before giving the clothes to the customers always open
it and check it for defects.
That evening-
Customer: One film roll please.
Master: Suppandi, what do you think you are doing? Why have you opened
the film roll?
Suppandi: I was checking it for defects, master.
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Suppandi One day Suppandi was shouting at a couple of children telling them not to make a noise. His master told him that shouting was a bad habit and one should not shout. Then one morning-
Master: We have been robbed of everything Suppandi!
Suppandi: I know, I saw the thief last night.
Master: But then why didn't you shout for help?
Suppandi: You only told me that shouting was a bad habit.
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Suppandi : What are you doing master?
Master: I am writing a novel.
Suppandi: Why are you doing that when you can simply buy it from the market?
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Suppandi Master: Go to the market and get a mirror so that i can see my face and shave!!
Suppandi: Yes master!!Goes to the market and returns home without a mirror.
Master: Why didn't you get a mirror?
Suppandi: Because in all the mirrors i could see only my face.
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Suppandi Mistress: Suppandi, go and hang these clothes outside to dry.
Suppandi: Why?
Mistress: Because the heat of the sun will dry the clothes. A little later-
Mistress: Suppandi, why are you standing in the hot sun?
Suppandi: I was trying to dry my sweat.
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Suppandi Suppandi was dialing the phone to his friend.
Master: Suppandi don't talk on the phone for more than 3 minutes. After about ten minutes.
Master: Suppandi, I told you not to talk on the phone for so long.
Suppandi: I didn't master. I talked only for three minutes, the rest of the time I have been listening.
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Suppandi : Master did u see the news? Its raining in Mumbai!
Master: So?
Suppandi: Our TV will get wet so i covered it with raincoat!
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One day at lunch-
Master: Suppandi, why have you cooked only one dish, you must always do a little extra than what I tell you to do, more never hurts. That evening-
Master: Suppandi, get me a cup of tea. A little later-
Master: What is this? Why have you got me 4 cups of tea?
Suppandi: You only said, a little extra never hurts.
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Suppandi Master: Suppandi go and get one tomato. Remember to get it from the place you get it the cheapest. That night-
Master: Suppandi I had only told you get one tomato, what took you so long?
Suppandi: I had caught a train and had gone to a village 100 miles from here which grows tomatoes. There they were the cheapest.
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nice!!!!
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